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Old 02-05-2010, 12:02 AM   #1
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OMG. I found a U.F.O!!!

After whiping the tears from my eyes i stood up turned around looked down an WTF is that??!!!!

I so havnt had a solid one for years! Like what do they look like lol

obviously my body not used too em cos MAN did that hurt!

Lol sorry thought I'd share that with ya's lol
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:09 AM   #2
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Somebody, call 911!! Rob is in pain and he's also dilerious
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:18 AM   #3
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Woooo Rob!!!

Yay for solid poo!!!!!!!
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:36 AM   #4
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....< Happy poop dance for Rob.....Did you take a picture for Ripley's Believe It Or Not????....Might be worth money.
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:45 AM   #5
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Yay!!! Rob had an Unidentified Formed Object!!!! Woot woot!!!
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:55 AM   #6
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Woop woop!!!!
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:00 AM   #7
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Not sure if was tears of joy
or tears of agony lmao

felt like passing a bus lmao

the old unidentified floating object lol
must be all this hydraquatazone they givin me lol
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:49 AM   #8
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Woah!!! Thats awesome!!
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:06 AM   #9
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Good job, Rob! Nothing like a great poop.
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:15 AM   #10
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I hope it wasn't an Unidentified Floating object.

Too much fat in your diet if it was
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:35 AM   #11
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Oh, I thought it was just some good healthy gas: Unadulterated Farting Opportunity, but I guess if you're healthy you're getting that too.

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Old 02-05-2010, 06:07 AM   #12
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Nah not healthy lol far from it

I'm gettin hydraquaterzone injections on hospital here
and I think they starting too work

my face startin too look like a soccer ball
Yay lucky me moon face kickin in from the roids
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:13 AM   #13
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Just in case you start getting 'roid rage...

http://www.crohnsforum.com/showthread.php?t=4683
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:20 AM   #14
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Do you mean Hyrdocortisone or is there something in Aus I don't know about?
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:46 AM   #15
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Lol creepy I'll keep that in mind hehe

yea that's the one bws. Excuse my spelling lol jus typed it as it sounds lol I'll jus call it hydra now lol easier too type on the iPhone haha
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:50 AM   #16
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Yay!!! Rob had an Unidentified Formed Object!!!! Woot woot!!!
LOL - Nice one!
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:51 AM   #17
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Congrats dude - a red letter day - or a brown one really - lol
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:59 AM   #18
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Lmao cheers
reckon it's been 5 yrs since my last lol

felt like runnin out n grabbin the nurse an showing them lmao jus like a proud kid hahaha

hopefully it a sign of things too come - tho I think it's jus the hydro injections an I can't stay in these
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:40 AM   #19
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Congrats!!! If & when I have one of those, I'm gonna have it cast in bronze!
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:01 AM   #20
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Have we put this on the you know you have Crohn's if thread?

You do a solid poo and:

1) announce it's arrival on a forum with hundreds of members all over the world that you have never even met...

2) invite anyone in the vicinity (significant other, nurse, postman, random stranger in the public toilet) to see and appreciate it's fully formed glory.

3) you ring your mum/dad/best friend to tell them about it

4) you take a photograph
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:10 AM   #21
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Lmao lishy

didn't think of that lol
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:22 AM   #22
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Hey, if I do a genuine fart, the first thing I do is high five my husband, then I ring my mum!

By genuine, I mean air only farting... If it comes with liquid company, that's a fail....
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:30 AM   #23
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oh the days when i had UFO's. they seem such along time ago, but are remembered with fond memories.
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:43 AM   #24
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You jammy get Rob!
I'm still doing a Trainspotting!
Pebble dashing the walls!
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:38 PM   #25
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This whole thread was hilarious

Well done Rob on the formed poop, heres to some more, maybe eventually without the pain tho eh?
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:56 AM   #26
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Thats awesome Rob!

I finally had one a few days ago and right after I came out of the bathroom my mom called and the first thing outa my mouth to her was "Mom, I had a normal Poo!!!!" She laughed at me and said "Well hello to you too, glad your not on speaker phone!"

Funny how excited we get huh?
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:00 AM   #27
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It is Nic

I guess after so many years of the in natuaral the "norm" is quite odd too us
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:36 AM   #28
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Hey, if I do a genuine fart, the first thing I do is high five my husband, then I ring my mum!

By genuine, I mean air only farting... If it comes with liquid company, that's a fail....
That is so true!! LOL A fart is a beautiful thing! I remember not farting for so long and then after they finally found out what was wrong with me and put me on prednisone and I had my first fart I was high fiving people in my family lol
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